August 25, 2008
Five-Word Movie Review Monday GOES HIGH-TECH
(PS I made this at BigHugeLabs.com)
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August 03, 2008
Five-Word Movie Review Sunday
Well-designed and extravagantly shallow.
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June 30, 2008
Five-Word Movie Review Monday
The Bird With the Crystal Plumage
Suspenseful, compelling, luscious...Grazie Argento!
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June 15, 2008
Five-Word Movie Review Sunday
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Brutal; awesome dialogue. Ah, Williamstown!
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June 03, 2008
Five-Word Movie Review Tuesday
The Number 23
This movie is really dumb.
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May 31, 2008
Datey McDates (and TWO Five Word Movie Reviews)
Matt and I went on a special sojourn last night that did not involve either the dogs or Home Depot. That's right. A DATE. I even wore earrings.
We had dinner at Encore (the new restaurant attached to the new Tattered Cover) and many drinks later (word, they had ZOLO - made RIGHT HERE!), went to see The Visitor at the Neighborhood Flix joint attached. The Visitor was somewhat somnolent. Indeed, I had come up with my five word review PRIOR to seeing the movie, which I stand by ("Strange combination: cloying and genuine") but Matt's came mid-way when he said loudly, "Molasses uphill in the winter."
But the best part? Neighborhood Flix has loooove seats with ottomans where you can snuggle up to your sweetness (or, you know, "get to third") with no one any the wiser. Or that's what I told myself the second time I fell asleep sprawled all over Matt like a cheap date suit. Suffice it, I left the theater with my head ducked hoping no one had heard our commentary or our snoring. BUT I highly recommend the place. And hope that other theaters start following their lead in terms of having a full bar, decent independent movies and a place to catch a snooze. It's like a mozzarella, basil and tomato combo...it just works. Someone alert Images. Please.
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May 29, 2008
Five Word Movie Review Thursday
Steadily weakens after great beginning.
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May 23, 2008
Five Word Movie Review Friday
...is neither lovely nor amazing.
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May 08, 2008
Five Word Movie Review Thursday
Ironman Iron Man
Superfun! Gwyneth's overbite is Muppet-like.
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May 07, 2008
5 Word Movie Review Wednesday
Lady Lemmon strums Matt's chords.
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April 08, 2008
Five Word Movie Review Tuesday
Deliciously cheesy, but soooooo looooooong.
(Review c/o Matt).
Posted by Bree at 02:18 PM | Comments (0)
April 06, 2008
Five Word Movie Review Sunday
Excellent...but no Gimme Shelter.
Posted by Bree at 07:36 PM | Comments (0)
March 27, 2008
Five Word Movie Review Wednesday
Too long, but pretty awesome.
Posted by Bree at 11:02 PM | Comments (0)
March 23, 2008
BONUS! Double Five Word Movie Reviews
Bree: I would've TOTALLY offed myself.
Matt: Finally, an NYC I like.
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Five Word Movie Review Sunday
Great script, fantastic performances, A+++++++++.
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February 14, 2008
Five Word Movie Review Thursday
Slightly flawed but ultimately poignant.
Posted by Bree at 11:21 AM | Comments (0)
January 31, 2008
Five Word Movie Review Thursday
Damn. It is that good.
Posted by Bree at 11:05 PM | Comments (2)
January 18, 2008
Five Word Movie Review Friday
Good minus the crushing depression.
Posted by Bree at 09:37 PM | Comments (0)
January 03, 2008
Five Word Movie Review Thursday
Once
A big lovely music video!
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November 02, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Friday
Dan in Real Life
Predictable and unrealistic, but cute.
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October 08, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Monday
Marie's mid-film summary: "Die already!"
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October 05, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Friday
Now that's a good movie.
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September 29, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Saturday
Read magazine throughout; still cried.
Posted by Bree at 08:19 PM | Comments (0)
August 26, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Sunday
Vivid, beautiful, sexy and stylish
Posted by Bree at 08:14 PM | Comments (0)
August 10, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Friday
The 25th Hour
Should've been a lot cooler.
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July 29, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Sunday
Spider Pig stole the show.
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July 04, 2007
Five Word Movie Review FORF
Williamstown? Awesome! Movie? Not so.
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June 27, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Wednesday
Touching and funny, yet lackluster.
Posted by Bree at 09:58 PM | Comments (0)
June 08, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Friday
Prostitute named Bree? Totally! Kickass!
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June 07, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Thursday
Peed THREE times; still enjoyable!
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April 26, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Thursday
The Namesake: Totally quality; pass the samosas.
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April 13, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Friday
Le Charme Discret de la Bourgeoisie (The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie)
Véridiquement? Much better than expected.
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March 27, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Tuesday
Half Nelson
Today's lesson: hangovers blow bad.
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February 19, 2007
Five Word Movie Review Monday
Holy crap, that was grim.
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January 14, 2007
5 Word Movie Review Sunday
Bow afore this regal delight.
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December 28, 2006
5 Word Movie Review Thursday
Nouveau noir; innovative and smart.
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December 20, 2006
Five Word Movie Review Wednesday: Blizzard Edition
Disturbing? Check.
Damn, LaBute's twisted.
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December 12, 2006
5 Word Movie Review Tuesday
Un Long Dimanche de Fiançailles (A Very Long Engagement)
Heartbreakingly wonderful - exactement comme l'amour.
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October 27, 2006
5 Word Movie Review Friday
Delightfully delectable; props to Marty!
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October 09, 2006
Five Word Movie Review Monday
Goofy voice, body: Oscar gold.
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October 01, 2006
Five Word Movie Review Sunday
Jump into this bed straightaway.
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September 06, 2006
Five Word Movie Review Wednesday
Don't Look Now...only sucky.
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September 05, 2006
Five Word Movie Review Tuesday
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August 16, 2006
Five Word Movie Review Wednesday
Laughed, cried; smitten with Arkin!
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August 14, 2006
Five Word Movie Review Monday
Vice: uncut kilos of awesomeness.
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August 08, 2006
Five Word Movie Review Tuesday
Elizabethtown can eat a dick.
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