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June 18, 2009
Summer Loving
49 out of 50 Cent Agree(s)
In an effort to heed Hugo Chavez's wise advice and stop drinking so much durned Coke Zero, as well as to jumpstart my metabolism with the oft-touted benefits of the oft-vomitous green tea, I reluctantly bought charged a 1.5 liter bottle of Diet Lipton Green Tea With Citrus Natural Flavors the last time I went grocery shopping. And there it sat, balefully staring at me as I bypassed its murky murk again and again for the less green pastures of the aforementioned Coke Zero, as well as seltzer, fat free milk, pickle juice and vodka. But last night, faced as I was with a cupboard bare of both soda pop and peanut butter (wicked tragic, tell you what), I decided to slake my late-night thirst with the stuff and OH MY GOD - it's AMAZING. Hand to God. I can't believe I might actually have chosen something to suckle that won't rot out my stomach lining, eat the nails that hold my body together and cause my bones to leak calcium like a jacked up sewer field leaks poo.
Here's to adulthood!
Posted by Bree at June 18, 2009 01:31 PM