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September 17, 2008

Breaking: Alec Baldwin Looked to Off Himself in my Home County!!

"Driving up the Taconic Parkway, heading to an inn in the Berkshire Mountains, I began to think about what little town I would repair to in order to commit suicide. What semi-remote Massachusetts state park could I hike deep into and overdose there?"

- Quote via my brother and Fox News

Ah, the Berkshires. Source of so much...bonhomie. Though, to be fair, the Taconic Parkway often does inspire thoughts of death even in the non-suicidally-inclined. If he really wanted to end it, eff the OD, he should've just driven up there on bald tires in a snow storm or played an invigorating game of deer-dodge at 90 mph in a Jeep Wrangler...not that I'd know from experience or anything, Mom.

Posted by Bree at September 17, 2008 10:02 AM

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