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August 07, 2008
With This Ring, I Thee Bed
I love this silver-plated gold "Trophy Ring." Every time you score a skank for the night (word!), you take a notch out of the silver. I imagine that you could customize it by adding stars every time you have to take the morning after pill or get a refill on your Valtrex. Of course, mine would remain pristine for, like the starlets of today, I have decided to remain pure until the night after my wedding night. (The night of, I plan on trying meth for the first time so can make no promises.)
Regardless, I think this would go fabulously with the fucktab necklace of yore.
Posted by Bree at August 7, 2008 09:59 AM