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August 19, 2008

And Now a Word From Our Guest Editor: Captain Spicer

Following, Jenny's two-part review of a Neil Diamond concert:

Part One
M and I went to a Neil Diamond concert last week. (equal parts ridiculous, awesome, and cult-like) I recommend if you never. Anyway, Neil also talks to himself, typically over soft backing music. And when he is talking to himself he says things like "Hey, Diamond." He's really beyond human.

Part Two
Neil D is in pretty good shape for an old guy. Definitely looks less disgusting than Billy (Fat Walrus) Joel and less surgically altered than Barry (Cat Woman) Manilow. Not sure I'd go so far as to ogle his ass, MARIE, but he does get around the stage pretty quickly (and not just on his lighted motorized platform). Also, when he slow danced with his back up singer during a You Don't Bring Me Flowers interlude, I truly believed they were in love.

Posted by Bree at August 19, 2008 12:31 PM

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