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July 26, 2008
Sure You Can Use My Phone...
OH and speaking of pets. Forget Blair Witch, Walter has now succeeded in his quest to turn my basement into an infinitely more horrible lair of Jame Gumb-inspired depravity.
I just went downstairs (never again! never again!) to change the laundry and realized he had another LIVE bird he was tormenting down there. So, after a bit of back-and-forth with the cat (I reasoned, he resisted), I scooped them both up and put them outside - where he is CURRENTLY DISEMBOWELING IT on my welcome mat. I am **so** attaching a cowbell to that little murderer's neck.
Just as soon as I can leave the house, I mean.
Posted by Bree at July 26, 2008 01:43 PM
Comments
Re: Gumb
"Born in Bellaire, Ohio, in May 1957, he was among the last graduating class of the Windsor Mountain School in Lenox, Massachusetts."
Just so you know.
Posted by: RJM at July 28, 2008 05:23 PM
Lenox 1
Williamstown 0
Posted by: Bree at July 28, 2008 05:56 PM