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July 26, 2008
Don't Be Fooled
I kind of...um...how to put this...pulled my butt at the gym this morning. The worst part is that it happened WALKING UP THE STAIRS to the weight room. Where I proceeded to do squats and lunges and treat it (the butt) with a sort of (vain)glorious disregard that I am now paying for. Short story shorter: don't be fooled. That Jason Cooling Mineral Gel still makes you smell like Mr. Benjamin Gay. And by you, I mean me. And by me, I mean my butt.
This may put a serious crimp in my usual Saturday night routine of breakin' offa piece of that yum-yum down Colfax way.
Posted by Bree at July 26, 2008 03:04 PM