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June 18, 2008
So Much Fame, So Little Whoring
My review of Babooshka on Yelp got picked the "Review of the Day" today. Whee! It's the second ROTD I've gotten, but I'm secretly pleased that this one got the golden nod of publicity because of the following wee nugget of overshare:
"What a little firecracker that lady is. Truth be told, she won me over the second I found out she was from NYC, but please, who can resist a chick who offers to set me up with a hot guy who works down the street, tells me I look like Bjork and gives me a recommendation for a Botox lady (Yes. I am that shallow. Word.) - all on my first visit? Love the cut, love the place, love her. And all this for $40?? I'm sold. And I'm totally getting Botox."
Ah. Vanity on display for all and sundry. I really am making a name for myself in this town.
UPDATE: I just looked back at my first ROTD, for Pilates Bodies, and saw that I wrote:
"...Indeed, if I had not such an affiliation for wine, candy and carbs, I would certainly be sporting the rock-hard abdomen so sought after in today's society. Alas. Pass the circus peanuts.
But, despite my best attempts to be chubbs and slovenly for the rest of my days, their classes (and one-on-ones) have kicked my "sits bones" into shape. My back (previously a tale of woe) has strengthened immeasurably, my skiing has improved, my hip bursitis (I am secretly 85 years old) has disappeared and best of all, I can go hungover and smelling like cigarette smoke and NO BIG DEAL. Minus, of course, the searing dehydration and need to pass out mid-class. Good times."
I need a personal editor. Or a muzzle.
Posted by Bree at June 18, 2008 03:29 PM
Comments
"Sit bones" --ha!
Posted by: Matt Neely at June 19, 2008 09:56 AM