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May 20, 2008
Ruminations on Shoes, Killing Animals
Next time I get paid, I'm buying groceries and these:
Granted, that stretchy NUDE part in the back is kind of hein, but I'll just cover it with trousers. Freals. I need me some animal skins in this life, and since it doesn't look like I'll inherit (or be able to fit into) my mom's all-fur wardrobe (you think I kid; I don't kid) anytime soon, satin print is the way to go.
Oh and back to my mom. This is the woman who when I told her maybe not to wear her fur boots, coat, PURSE (I bought it for her in Iceland and it's very, very awesome, but still) and hat on a shopping excursion to Williamsburg due to the possibility of attack by a paint-splattering lunatic and/or a pelt trader, grumpily unearthed the most non-bloody item in her winter wardrobe: a brown wool coat with a FUR collar, and declared, "This ugly piece of shit is all I've got." And people wonder why I have conservative leanings.
Posted by Bree at May 20, 2008 12:21 PM