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May 16, 2008
Office Shenanigans (Apacheeeee!)
If you're having difficulty justifying to your boss the hours wiled away here or at The Sartorialist or at Things You Can't Do Coked Up or whatever web site's floating your sick, sick boat, fear no longer, pilgrim. Workfriendly.net has sneakily devised Microsoft Word versions of all your favorite hunting grounds.
Behold the safe version of this site below:
Just as dry and mundane as one might expect.
If that's too much work for you, another solution would be to adopt my technique - developed and honed at Kensington Publishing Corporation - and keep a super complicated-looking excel document opened and minimized at the bottom of your screen. Boss peeks around the cube, and one quick second later, you're contentedly mired in columns and rows. This works even better if your job has nothing to do with quantitative analysis. Trust me on that. I'm a writer for Chrissake. The only thing I analyze is which Style Guide I can use to justify my rather arcane and inconsistent grammatical standards.
Please note that you could also utilize the more advanced strategy (either on its own or in tandem with the prior) of attaching a rearview mirror to your monitor (instituted and perfected at Edelman) to keep a peeled eye on those sneaky sleuths of the corporate world. You'll be one step ahead of the game in no time.
Via Denver Egotist
Posted by Bree at May 16, 2008 12:27 PM