Remember the frozen Oreos that were soo good?! Not talking about lame people just stick regular Oreos in the freezer and think they're good. This was an actual product that WAS actually good. Like Oreo meets Chipwich. Anyway, they've gone the way of the dinosaur. First pudding pops, then OB applicator tampons (not a frozen treat, I know, but still a favorite of this consumer) . . . . Cakester, you got some big shoes to fill. Hope you brought your winter coat.

OMG - I so do NOT remember the frozen oreos. What? Feel. So. Lost.

These are all spongy and soft and preservativy and other things delicious. Matt has likened the texture to poo or decaying tongue or something (stuck my fingers in my ears and sang, "LA LA LA! MORE FOR MEEEE!" so not really sure), but I'm here to attest: it's all lardy, and trans-fatty and fake chocolate tasting AWESOMENESS.