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December 17, 2007
Alright Already!
I've had this picture on my desktop for far too long and I just can't take it anymore. Yes, it's true: I wear gigantic underpants (see above). Or, as I like to call them when I'm being seductive: gigundies. Though they are ridiculous, they are quite comfortable and provide portable storage space for everything from my cell phone (true, when I was trying the NON-wireless headset to prevent right cheek acne. I am a sad little monster, aren't I?) to bags of GORP. Even my thongs are outsized. So outsized indeed, I actually PEED THROUGH ONE in the middle of the night a few weeks back because I thought I wasn't wearing underpinnings. That's right. I sat on the toilet thinking I was naked from the waist down. That's how spacious my gigunds tend to be. And, frankly, though I've been meaning to tell you about all this for-it-seems-like-ever, and Jack Black's been a-lurking on my computador for-it-definitely-has-been-forever, the time has just never seemed right. Until now.
My name is Bree and I wear stupidly expansive underwear. My socks frequently have holes, I am generally in a Northport Girls Lacrosse sweatshirt handed down from Mike's sister and yoga pants, and I haven't had a shower since Saturday. Lucky for him, though, I tend to save all this glamour for my boyfriend. For you? For you I'll even brush my teeth.
Posted by Bree at December 17, 2007 07:45 PM