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November 07, 2007
The Anti-GIMME!
Donot buy me this donut ex machina.
Seriously. I would weigh 40 more deliciously glazed and delicately sugared pounds by Groundhog's Day. In fact, if you find yourself ordering this for home use, time to face the corpulent music and admit you've just g-damned given up that whole "I would not enjoy dying of a massive heart attack" ruse. As well as that whole "I want to get laid again in this lifetime" dream.
Then again, who're we kidding? Fresh, hot donuts can warm many a lonely night.
Posted by Bree at November 7, 2007 01:37 PM