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October 31, 2007
Hallows
One haunted corn maze, two pumpkins, four parties and countless mini-Butterfingers later, I am ready to bid adieu to my favorite holiday tonight with a two-hour candy pass-out followed by a spooktacular screening of the world's best horror movie: Halloween. (Duh!)
In related, my costume this year gave new meaning to the word horror. Yes, my little readership, I revisited the heady days of 1990 with a dashing ensemble of one (1) Cherokee brand pastel striped turtleneck sweater, one (1) kenya bag, one (1) acid-washed miniskirt, one (1) pair of glasses, one (1) pair of suntan pantyhose and one (1) clarinet. Still stumped as to the inspiration behind this dashing ensemble? Oh just a little thing I like to call Bree in the 8th grade. It - and I - was astonishingly sexy, rest assured. Coupled with my date, who went as The Dude from The Big Lebowski, we made quite an impression on Denver's Halloween Hoi Polloi. Let's just say: the calls for us to party naked were both frequent and insistent.
Smokin' hot - it's how "I do."
Happy Halloween, kiddados.
Now pass the Baby Roofs.
Mama's hungry.
Posted by Bree at October 31, 2007 12:37 PM