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August 09, 2007

Mistake!

Achhh! I made the wicked mistake of striking up a conversation with (and giving my name and number to) a manager of a wine shop here in town regarding a couple of cheapo Argentinian selections, and now the dude calls me CONSTANTLY. Seriously. Fielded a ring from him in the middle of the Ball Ball (uhm...about 9 p.m. on Saturday) and he just left another message wondering whether I wanted the Zolo Malbec or Torrontes, and could I please call him back as soon as possible to let him know.

Dude.
NEITHER.
This girly's surly and no you most certainly cannot go for a ride in her curly wurly.
Back the fuck off.

UPDATE:
I swear to the allmitey, HE JUST CALLED AGAIN. Lesson learned - NEVER give your number to a liquor store manager. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER OH MY GOD, WHEN WILL IT END?!!!!

Posted by Bree at August 9, 2007 12:41 PM

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