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July 30, 2007
Cancelled!
I just cancelled my land line. This is big. I'm feeling very modren man. Next step: tossing the Epilady®.
Modren man, indeed.
I have a very nice cordless phone, if anyone in D-town wants it. I got the land line, initially, to make sure I had another means of communication if the events in Red Dawn came to fruition and cell service went down. Then I realized that by buying a nice cordless phone - dependent on power supply - I was fizzarked anyway. So, too bad. I guess I'll be back in the hurricane fence gulag with Harry Dean Stanton and the rest of the losers.
Anys! Let me know if you want the phone. It's sleek, it's sharp, it's hot, it's now and it's been used...mmm...once. If you're in desperate need, I'll even mail it to you. Lord knows I hate the waste. And the commies. WOOOOOLVERRRRINES!
Posted by Bree at July 30, 2007 10:13 AM