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June 26, 2007
Four Gifts I was Given This Week
- Cabinet of Natural Curosities by Albertus Seba, thanks be to Jacob J.S. and my mom and pops for giving me a back strong enough to haul that shit back to D-town
- FIVE bags of the *best* cereal ever, MorganGull, straight out of Reykjavik thanks be to Anittah to the NP!
- TURBO - my newest - and most fitting - nickname (and perhaps the only one that doesn't start with "br") thanks be to Jason of the Stonewall Family Jasons. You, Jason, get a giant mixing bowl of Quaker Totes for that one. And that's a LOT of fucking totes, as if I need to tell you that.
- A trim and tidy lawn care of the only lawn boy ever to be accepted to Sloane School of Business, Rick to the Rickalama. It's what I like to call his "grassroots" project.
I am delighted with each and every one of these offerings and will gather them 'round my welcoming breasts as I sing "Cherish" by Madonna, in a round, with Deuce accompanying on dulcimer.
That's right.
All of them.
Even the nickname.
And the grass clippings.
Posted by Bree at June 26, 2007 05:38 PM