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May 30, 2007
Things to Do When You're Feeling Blue
A primer:
1. Take dog for walk in Cheeseman park
2. Argue with Starbucks staff regarding number of shots in a grande latte ("But I guess I just don't understand...tell me again why anyone would be satisfied with two?")
3. Lie in bed and stare at the hole where the missing screw should go in the switch plate
4. Moan
5. Call people
6. Don't pick up phone when people call back
7. Try to read
8. Decide to get really really skinny, because if you were really really skinny, you wouldn't have any more problems
9. Celebrate that decision with some Nutella on toast
10. Cry at random - like while picking up your car from the shop or contemplating whether or not to get a fruit salad.
11. Look at the picture you took of yourself on the saddest day of your life, and remind yourself that no matter what - you will never be that sad again:
(nor will you ever again get highlights.)
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Pleased to say I've accomplished all of my goals for today except #1.
So, I'm off to the land where men love me: the gay and narrows of Cheeseman Park.
If you need to get in touch, I'll be the one moping around, staring with great melancholy at trash blowing by in the wind, trying to turn my frown upside down and convince myself that gaddamnit, I am not a failure at everything I do, regardless of this thing you call "overwhelming evidence" - all whilst wrestling a boxer known for being "100-percent full of beans." I also might randomly be crying and or puking. So if you do approach me, bring some Kleenex. (Generic brand is fine too.)
Posted by Bree at May 30, 2007 12:30 PM