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May 07, 2007
Buy Buy Birdie
During brief breaks in my exhaustive Wikipedia research, I've been spending time spending moola. Among the recent purchases?
1. A krautburger in Keenesburg, CO. What's a krautburger, you ask? Well, Johnny, a krautburger is incommensurate parts old sauerkraut and overcooked, gray, Grade D meat stuffed into a doubly-disgusto dough ball. It's also what I gave the BF for dinner on Saturday because I'm the best. girl. ever. Or something.
2. Espresso beans and diet Red Bull at Starbucks and Costco, respectively. I'm a little ashamed to admit that my caffeine intake has reached near-alarming proportions. The threat level is at Brown. Go on about your business.
3. A Canon Rebel 35mm ($25) camera to replace the OM-1 I won on Ebay that UPS LOST. Fuckers. The "threat level is at Brown" has now taken on new meaning. Naturally, I don't know what that new meaning entails, but it's all more than a little entendric so give it some thought and get back to me. (NB: heroin answers instantly disqualified unless, of course, Keith Richards is somehow referenced.)
4. Plane tickets to Seattle for a June weekend jaunt with the aforementioned BF (hopefully recovered from the Krautburger at that point) as well as Jason and Jakey.
5. A headboard, pillow shams and pillow inserts. Because I'm a girl. And they're pretty.
6. Two pairs Havianas for my upcoming trip to Key West. Because I'm a girl. And they're pretty. And I need something to wear to my Threat Level Brown party.
UPDATE: Lucky Number 7 goes to that beauty up there. A print from Massachusetts-based artiste Dan McCarthy. Though the Squid and the Whale constellation print I covet is sadly sold out, I think this substitution's gonna look reeeeeal nice reeeeegardless.
Posted by Bree at May 7, 2007 08:37 PM
