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April 26, 2007
Los Realizaciones
UNO: Aside from agreeing to go to an Avs game with a (relative) stranger back in February, getting a dog was the best decision I've made all year.
DUO: Dogs shed like a bitch come springtime. Chreeeist, the amount I vacuum off the floor every day could outfit a cavalcade of chilly Alopecia sufferers.
TRES:If one happens to win $165 on a 25-cent bet, as I did last night in Central "Loose Slots" City, it's best to tuck that tasty lil jackpot away for a weekend sojourn to the Buckhorn "Mmmm, tear me off a slab of that buffalo prime rib" Exchange restaurant rather than piss it back into the casino coffers. We've got 7:30 reservations on Saturday AWWW YEAH 'cause that's how this piece rolls, knowing when to fold 'em and all that.
QUATRO: Buffalo prime rib is, hands down, the best gaddamned thing this girl's ever dun aten. And that includes the 65 King Crab legs I housed at the buffet last night. And the bread pudding at Marie's wedding. And my Mom's pecan pie. And El's German pancakes. And Matt Meat. And Mike Meat. And even Garth's "death by dessert steak" decadence.
YES.
GO BUFF!
Posted by Bree at April 26, 2007 06:21 PM