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February 04, 2007
I Didn't Write This...
But man, I would totally do the guy who did [*especially if #7 and/or #9 come(s) to fruition]:
Good Ideas I Have Had In The Past Year
* Kobe tuna - fish raised in a tank of dilute beer and massaged on the hour
* Moon-dried tomatoes
* Downloadable car alarm ring tones
* Extra-virgin baby oil
* Pandas genetically engineered to eat only koala bears
* Flavored latex gloves for dentists (teriyaki? mesquite?)
* Astrobraü - the beer that doubles as a sexual lubricant (This would be #7 - Ed.)
* On MLK day Martin Luther King comes down chimney, brings presents
* Birth-control pilsner (And, of course, #9 - Ed.)
* Brooklyn pride parade in Puerto Rico
* "Steakation" beef-themed group tours to Argentina
* Sushi by the inch (extrudable)
Posted by Bree at February 4, 2007 08:45 PM