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January 21, 2007
Embracing the Change - One Bargain at a Time
Rev up the miniature van and pour a frosty mug of deep-fried Michelob Light: your former arbiter of urban awesomeness has joined the Costco. Or, as one might also call it, taken yet another step towards the abandonment of all former (read: imagined) social status. Yes, as an American, I am executing my right to embrace my inner suburbanite within the fleshy folds of my (rapidly expanding) inner thighs.
Granted, I'm doing it just for the booze and the office supplies. And - of course - I can write it off as a bidness expense. But if a pair of maternity pants or figure-concealing smock happens to fall into my cart once in a while (right next to the keg of peanut butter stuffed pretzel knobs or case of Mountain Dew), then all the better. The shame of actually living somewhere where I have enough space to store large amounts of foodstuffs tastes better with a side of Kraft singles, anyway.
Oh well. In the words of Hova: "I ain't a businessman, I'm a business, man."
If it works for Jay-Z, it works for me.
Posted by Bree at January 21, 2007 01:22 PM