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December 28, 2006
Live Blogging
9:44 p.m. I am live blogging "Thank You For Smoking," a film starring Aaron Eckhart, Aaron Eckhart's enormous chin and the kid that takes a theoretically non-incesty tub with Nicole Kidman in Birth.
9:51 p.m. It's hard to see the keys in the dark. I would also like some chocolates and am kind of distracted by that. Otherwise, things are proceeding as one might expect.
9:52 p.m. Oh my God! It's that Nazi dude from Oz! Worth the price of admission which, come to think of it, is nothing. Hopefully, the anal rape will be kept to a minimum. Talk about AWKS.
9:57 p.m. Mom just popped in her first Nico-gum. The messaging is werrrrrking...WERRRRRRKING!!
10:18 p.m. Man, live blogging could be more entertaining. For me, I mean. I know you guys are all bated (talking breath, boys) and stuff.
10:24 p.m. BATED.
10:34 p.m. Speaking of, Sam Elliott makes me feel funny where my bathing suit covers. Maybe not in this role...but, yeah, generally, I love a grizzled ole cowpoke. Or at least Tinsel Town's version of one. Can't have tabacky stains on my smart new couch.
10:46 p.m. I would pay $4 for a glass of raspberry seltzer right now. Non-negotiable.
10:48 p.m. Still no anal rape.
10:54 p.m. I got my own seltzer (lime). Desperation spurs action; action spurs refreshment.
11:02 p.m. "The kids call it 'blive logging.' Well...they don't, actually. But they should." <-- What I would say if I talked during movies. Which I don't, actually. I do, however, blive log.
11:12 p.m. Five word review to come, but one word review would have to be: "Eh."
Posted by Bree at December 28, 2006 07:42 PM