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October 05, 2006
Skinny Jeans
They just don't look good, people. Um...ever. They never, ever, ever look good. Especially with flats - my GOD, if that's not misogyny and hatred of the female form, I don't know what is.
Note, this image is from a sales brochure:
And those particular ones cost about $250. That's dollars - not pesos.
Though, to be frank, that seems like a pretty reasonable price to pay for making your lower half look like a bloated, ill-shaped, off-balanced and all together awkward mishmash of suck, I'd say. Then again, I have some loose spandex running knickers from Target that accomplish the same goal for a fraction of the cost you can totally borrow so, tomato - tomahto. Whatever it takes to ensure we all die alone.
Posted by Bree at October 5, 2006 12:40 PM