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September 14, 2006
The Bidness of Being Bree
I'm writing my business plan this week. As I have been for a while.
Shut.
It.
As such, I had to come up with this brief summation of my professional experience. I thought I'd post it up here as I feel like most of my friends/family couldn't say what my career encompassed if they had a gun to their head. I might say the same of some of my former bosses. Snap! Also bear in mind, all of this would be much more impressive if I could somehow include how frequently I was incapacitated at work due to my overwhelming propensity to socialize and/or funnel beers. Ah! Adulthood! You crazy mofo!
Over seven years experience in marketing and public relations for consumer product and service providers. Has helped develop and hone brand campaign strategy for clients including Starbucks, Brawny Paper Towels (Georgia Pacific), Ortho Evra (Ortho McNeil Pharmaceutical), Dove health and beauty products (Unilever), and Barilla pasta.As a Senior Copywriter/Creative Supervisor for a boutique advertising and PR agency, Ms. N*ely spent four years covering architecture and design trends for commercial real estate clients. She conceived of and executed a range of marketing and press materials for multinational firms including CB Richard Ellis, Reckson Associates, Kurland Passaretti Group and Tishman Speyer.
Her online marketing experience includes crafting consumer-
based Web site content and catalog copy. She designed and maintains a personal weblog to broadcast her own unique sensibilities and personality. As the business grows, the site will be built out to spotlight her capabilities by incorporating shop information, writing on design trends and e-commerce.
You know how Jame Gumb in Silence of the Lambs is all, "I would fuck me." ? Well. Replace "fuck" with "hire" and, yeah...wait...oh God. This is just disturbing.
Posted by Bree at September 14, 2006 09:50 AM