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September 19, 2006
Scarlet Harlot
Breaking News.
I'm not sure if you, loyal readers, have the time to sift through the landslide of comments I get daily on this site, (I know, I know - "work," "salary," "GNP," "family," "priorities," "goals"...really, now. Your slavish devotion to the brutal constraints of such hegemony is rather nauseating and I for one am sick of hearing all your bloviations to that effect.) - but there was one left below, yesterday, that really rocked this town, rocked it inside out. Indeed, there was an [Cue: angel's choir/Brian Setzer orchestra] awwwwwesssssome little piece of awesome pie left for me by Jenny Frox to the Rox, lady of the Heights, down there on the Czech/Viet Nam post.
Did you miss it?!
Are you REEAADDYY?!?!!
She named my store!
THE SCARLET CONSERVATORY.
As in Clue (or, as her husband the Tory might call it, "Cluedo"). Taking into account the facts that a. red is my most favored color and b. Clue is my most favored board game and c., much to Natasha's chagrin, I never read or even saw Gone With the Wind and d. Scarlett Johanssen has extremely nice boobs and e. Marie keeps finding mysterious Clue weapons in her Jeep (this is true.), it's the most perfect name ever. EVER!
I am so psyched! Guilty as charged: Professor Fox KILLED THE COMPETITION with an icepick to the dome straight up in the effing board room. Oh snap!
Good one, lady my lady.
Posted by Bree at September 19, 2006 08:21 AM