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August 03, 2006
Quoth the Sister-in-Law Forevermore
N: "You shouldn't wear dresses like that."
B: "Really? Fuck...I know. It's totally unflattering. But I like it."
N: "Well sure, you can wear it, just don't wear it if you're ever trying to impress anyone."
B: "I wore it to breakfast with [INSERT EX-BOYFRIEND'S NAME] this morning. I know it looks shitty...I know...it's 100 degrees out...I swear it looked cute before...it's all stretched out..."
N: "You want me to be honest, right? I can't wear that kind either."
B: "By 'that kind' - you mean like Brian Wilson's muumuu?"
N: "What?"
B: "Nothing...nothing..."
End scene.
Posted by Bree at August 3, 2006 08:19 PM