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August 31, 2006
I (eey-I) Will Always Love You (oo-woo)
Dear Kashi Go-Lean Crunch!:
It's over. I know you're good for me, but there is power in moderation. I need you too much. It's just not healthy.
Love forever,
Bree
P.S. You better check yourself, MOJO bars. I don't care how free you are - you're next.
P.P.S. Thanks, Colin, for the latest installment of costless packaged food. I'm totally not gonna ever throw them out. In fact, I find the idea both terrifying and gross. I'm living on borrowed willpower as it is. If borrowed willpower came in bar form, which it just well may. Please disregard previous heresy re: MOJO bars and take me to your special Clif Bar basement room of magical Clif Bar stock again. It was the highlight of my week.
Posted by Bree at August 31, 2006 09:08 AM