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July 01, 2006
The New British Invasion
According to the latest highly scientific reports out of Russia, the men with the biggest reproductive organs all live in England.
Researchers studied the geography of big and small penises and published the results. England holds the leading position as concerning the big penis size (26.67 cm) as well as the small penis size (6.98 cm). Germany follows with 21.59 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size; Denmark – 20.32 cm big size and 12.7 cm small size; America – 19.68 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size; Sweden – 19.6 cm big size and 12.7 cm small size; France – 19.6 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size.
The cross-Atlantic migration of Nicole Karchon and Sherri Kaye is beginning to make a bit more sense.
The British are coming, indeed and ahem.
In other news, somewhere in the Cotswolds a lone Jude Law weeps, opens up another packet of biscuits...
Posted by Bree at July 1, 2006 10:15 PM