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July 13, 2006

Full Disclosure

After all my hype, I missed Project Runway last night. The call came to go have some beers, set off some firecrackers and hit the pool for a midnight swim in the rain with a couple of cuties and...well...that seemed the better option. Bravo, indeed.

So, today, I'm forced to read recaps to see what happened and HOLY GUACAMOLE...Keith won the challenge! But still came across like an ass! At least according to this hilarious write-up on A Socialite's Life.

Three best parts:

  1. And then my favorite moment occurred when Jeffrey's model rolled up and threw feathers in the air for effect and we cut to Nina Garcia who flashes a look that translates as "did that bitch just throw feathers on my runway?" Theatrics are anathema to Ms. Garcia.

  2. Keith inexplicably gains the judges' favor and spins a tale of Gone with the Wind and Carol Burnett. Michael Kors gets a rod from the Carol Burnett mention so he's now in Keith's pocket. Nina and Heidi are wondering who Carol Burnett is and does she make shoes?

  3. Next week - we got a montage of the entire season, the highlight being Laura calling Keith a "shithead". Which, judging by future Keith footage, is accurate.

Auf Awesomeshen.

Posted by Bree at July 13, 2006 09:17 AM

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