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May 19, 2006
Fuel Woes?
Rest easy. Corncob Bob is here. And he's not gonna let them damned Arabs get away with this lunacy any longer. Besides, everyone knows how much the corn industry needs our help and support. Jeezy. If they get any more powerful, we'll be living in corn houses. Seriously. Check your ingredient labels people - it's 100 percent corn!
Not kidding! Fructose is the reason we're all chubs!
"Today, sweeteners made from corn are the leader, racking up $4.5 billion in annual sales and accounting for 55 percent of the sweetener market. That switch largely reflects the steady growth of high-fructose corn syrup, which climbed from zero consumption in 1966 to 62.6 pounds per person in 2001."
Corn boycott!
Who's with me?!
Posted by Bree at May 19, 2006 10:17 AM