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May 15, 2006
Cut-Throat Trout Takes Lad Book by Short and Curlies
In case your Sweet and Bitter title decoder ring hasn't come in the mail yet, let me put this news another way. According to Gawker, Colorado College alumnus Jimmy Jellinek has been named Editor-in-Chief of Maxim. Though one might think the toughest part of that gig would be deciding which Jessica (Alba, Biel, Simpson-Lachey) to hose down and throw on the cover each month, young Jellinek is a funny, funny man who just might be the shining star to finally bring the CC English Department the recognition it has so long yearned for, it has so long deserv-ed.
Oh! Just in from the Springs: in celebration of our new "golden grad," the lovely ladies of Bemis Hall will strip down and bikini wrestle in a pit of soy pudding, pot and old Birkenstocks. Upbeat rhythms to be provided by Maceo "Llamapallooza" Parker; hot hor'doeuvres and other light refreshments to be provided by Benji's "House of Puke" Café. Mercy flushing, indeedy.
Look for more info in your Worner Box.
Posted by Bree at May 15, 2006 04:56 PM
Comments
Hey thanks for the props...I wish I was in Denver right now instead of looking down at 6th avenue like some sort of caged animal!
jj
Posted by: Jimmy Jellinek at June 21, 2006 10:08 AM