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March 01, 2006
Um so yeah...
If anyone knows how to cauterize a wound, now would be the time to call me...right so...not really kidding.
It's gotten way gnarlier since I took that.
Whoa. Time to alert the medics.
UPDATE 2 I totally take that back.
UPDATE 3 Too...weak... to...take...pictures. It's been one hour and 40 minutes of steady gushing. It appears I CUT THE TIP OFF OF MY PINKIE FINGER. This has been one sweet day. I now have my hand in a jar of cornstarch. Indeed. It's all very "Dr. Quinn," don't you think?
Thank God I'm 1/3 drunk.
Posted by Bree at March 1, 2006 06:10 PM