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March 05, 2006
NYC Must-dos
I'm so excited to return to New York this week, it's hard to begin to figure out what I want to do first. One thing's for sure - there's going to be some serious Whore-Hang* action going on in Green Point. [*Whore-Hang. When I sleep over at Heather and Tan's in full going-out dud-up and then have to brave brunch with the two of them looking fresh and well-apppointed, and me like the drunk slut they picked up the night before for a tawdry, boundary-bustin' menage...and now can't seem to shake. Whore-Hang.]
Other than that, I can only speculate that the next few weeks will see me doing the things I love the most, such as...
1. Guzzling birthday margaritas in fine preparation for all the vodka-fueled naughtiness to ensue
2. Buying more stuff at Future Perfect, Catbird, Rare Device, et al...
3. Eating malteasers, reading British tabloids and watching reality TV at Chez Fox
4. Piling all of the clothes, cosmetics, cds, shoes, perfume, bags, pictures and jewelry I've been lamenting for in Denver onto my floor and jumping in it like the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese
5. Wrestling with Jenny for the last vegetarian spicy "turkey" sandwich from Perelandra (winner gets her choice of homeless goggle-boy twin...and the sandwich. Naturally.)
6. Wrestling with Mo, Papi or any of my other favorite Jordanians for a ham, egg and cheese on a bagel, large regular iced coffee and Sunday NY Post following an Upper West Side Whore-Hang (Kirsten, Patrick, Jeff - this is your future.)
7. Lunching at "the healthy place" with Sherri and getting the low-down on all the dirty, dirty Edel-dirty dirt
8. Hitting Century 21, The Flatiron District, the Bridle Path, Zabar's, ABC Carpet, Robin Des Bois, and way too many others to count
9. Feeling pleasantly melancholic twinges at all of the old places that remind me of all of the old boys
9. Dancing to Jenny Lewis at Irving Plaza
10. Walking. And knowing there's somebody I want to see at the end of that walk.
Posted by Bree at March 5, 2006 02:54 PM
Comments
You're walking all the way to Eastchester? Wow.
Posted by: Matt Neely at March 7, 2006 10:15 PM
For outer-borrough destinations, I plan on riding my lawnmower - FYI -
Posted by: Bree at March 8, 2006 07:32 AM