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March 02, 2006
Feckless, Fingerless Fun
Because it's extremely difficult for me to type with 8 meters of gauze and vet wrap tied to my hand, I am going to have to satisfy your lust for wit, wordplay and whimsy with a selection of cut and pasted quotes from my e-mail account of the situation. Remember: it's just this kind of sacrifice that shows how much I care.
Date: Mar 1, 2006 7:46 PM
i cut the tip off my finger!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OK; TIME TO HIT THE BARS!
xoxo
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:44 AM
GIMP
CAN U SEE THE BLOOD ON MY CAPS KEY? so nauseating
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:49 AM
i would write more but CUT THE FUCKING TIP OF MY FINGER OFF LAST NIGHT
so am "one handing it"
insert masturbation joke here
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:52 AM
it was crazy. and then last nite i got spontaneous co-stigmata (i.e.
my other hand started bleeding out of NOWHERE) while playing pool with
a sober, yoga-lovin' woodworker. naturally, i lost.
but who's the real loser here? WHO?!
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:55 AM
cooking casuality.
you should see that head of brocolli though...whoooey, not pretty!
really looked like shit when i got through with it
And there you have it.
Oh and P.S, as if this hasn't been revolting enough...there's a good chance that my former finger became part of my salad. Which I ate. With gusto.
Chew on that.
Posted by Bree at March 2, 2006 09:31 AM