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December 17, 2005
The Name of my Next Band
Straight from the Miami Vice set...
"Stars Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell have become slightly bloated, with Farrell sporting beer boobs due to their constant partying in Miami. Farrell, in particular, has been carousing at almost every hotel bar and club in town, at times drinking VOX vodka straight from the bottle."
I don't know which I appreciate more: the awesome VOX placement or the phrase "beer boobs."
Oh wait...now I know. Beer boobs wins.
Beer boobs always wins.
Cock your ear and lend a head to the sad lonesome lament of Crotchett and Tubby.
It's so distressing: every celebrity I ever have a crush on turns into such a loser. Watch your back,
Heath Ledger.
Posted by Bree at December 17, 2005 11:06 AM